Lesbian dating etiquette


31-Aug-2020 04:53

Especially when I helpfully unfolded it post-coitus. Websites have FAQ’s, appliances have manuals, why must the intricacies of lesbian dating practices be learned on the fly?

I’ve polled a group of Lesbian Dating Experts (Read: random Facebook friends) to create a comprehensive — rather than a FAQ let’s call it a FUCT (Frequent Unfortunate and Confusing Truisms)**Note to Grumpy Lesbians: I’m certain many of you do not fit these stereotypes (No, I’m not.). She’ll text you “I want you to do me in the bathroom,” but she’ll offer her cheek when you go to kiss her goodnight. If she says “No one could ever really love me,” for God sake believe her. She says, “I want it to be special; let’s wait.” She means “I have intimacy issues.”She says “I just want to hold you.” She means “I’m actually straight.”If she says she likes sex because it “I don’t know, just…feels good,” run.

I had the bright idea to ask women out right away on Tinder the other day, and as soon as I got an affirmative response, I sprinted to the bathroom*. As someone who loves all things black and spikey, but also loves all things pink and fluffy; who loves attention, but is painfully shy; who hates clinginess, but loves affection; who gets violently ill before the party, but thrives once I’m there; it only makes sense that I love dating, but it f*cking terrifies me. I’ve made this mistake before, thinking there is no way I’m going to have sex on the first date. Because at the end of the day, we’re all just horny dykes, darling. There are two ways that I have managed my crippling pre-date anxiety.

Longform or shortform (I always choose longform, but I still deliberate). Which is why I have decided to reveal my dating-with-anxiety tips. These tips have been tested and approved by me, the anxious babe that manages to still date and get laid. This probably takes place on Tinder for most of you (if you’re anxious, I’m going to operate under the assumption that asking a girl out in person will make you vomit, I’ll help with that another time). Getting to the date right away will alleviate some of your anxiety. If I know I look good, that’s one less thing to worry about. I know it seems like an improbability when you’re too anxious to even pronounce the name of the Entrée you want, but there is a possibility you will get laid tonight.

The girl that wants to stay single forever and masturbate my way through life to avoid human interaction, and the girl that thrives off of human connection and sex. And the old saying is true: you should do one thing every day that scares you.

“didn’the.” She spoke as if to a three-year-old, albeit one moonlighting as a psychotherapist.“Right,” I said. Always fucking torn between two vastly different options, always wanting BOTH, always wanting the best parts of both and always wanting to ditch the shitty (real) parts.



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