Funny internet dating poems
If you’re on Ok Cupid because you’re in search of something serious, let people know.If you’re on Tinder for casual sex, be honest (but not entitled), because others may have different intentions.
These poems will definitely last longer than the relationships did.
A lot rides on your username—more than you may think. If you have a boring name, like Herbert, you probably died alone during the Great Depression. However, drinking wine and painting a mug on a bad second date does not qualify you to be a painter of dating profiles.
If you have a fun name, like a girl named Poppy, you’re probably crushing it out there. All of which would be good news if you knew how to paint.
Pick Your Picture They say a picture is worth a thousand words.
A selfie, on the other hand, is worth seventeen words.A man’s shirtless mirror selfie is worth three words.